February 2012
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The 4S takes way better pictures.
I wish I still had mine.
Conclusion: I never knew what Mardi Gras really was. But now I know that it’s the shit!
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My manager told me that the guy who stole my phone will be punished in life somehow.
I had to hold back that I thought that idea was the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever heard.
adsertoris asked: p.s. Is that really you on the dog outfit? looks like it was hot inside it o.o
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Today, I realized how my workplace thinks of me. And it makes me yell, “Fuck!!!” every day.
I’m worth more than at least one worthless shit.
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My phone is still in the hands of the thief.
Now I’m going vigilante on this shit.
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Apple Employee: Your computer will be fixed between 5-7 business days.
What I Heard: You will have 5-7 days of painful blueballs.
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I’m seriously addicted to the internet. 20 minutes after I dropped my computer off at Apple, I convinced myself that the PS3 browser isn’t so bad.
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Just scheduled myself to finish a feature length script in a week from Monday. Let’s do this!
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Would someone just wake me up already?
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On Valentine’s Day, I:
- Got a feature length writer’s job. - Booked a standup gig on the 25th. - Have a beer in my hand to celebrate. Cheers.
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Valentine’s Day came from a guy named Valentine who was sentenced to death in 269 A.D. because he tried to convert the Roman Emperor to Christianity. When he was in jail, he sent a love letter to his beloved - thus Valentine’s Day cards. But there were two other dudes named Valentine who added love to this legend. Valentine later became a saint. Valentine’s Day was never a...
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Today was unproductive but I realized that I:
Get to gaff a show.
Work a regular job.
Don’t hate myself.
Gallon-tine’s Day is tomorrow (that means a gallon of booze).
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In just a few minutes I’m going to transform into a giant dog. Stay tuned.
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Sometimes cakes and grapes are all a person needs to become a badass muthafucka.
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Today, I sent a Valentine to my Valentine. It was the high point of my day.
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samuraigalaxy asked: 2! 36!
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Anonymous asked: what you look like?
Anonymous asked: We've never met and I don't live in Louisiana.
Anonymous asked: I don't want you to know who I am. Maybe I'll ask you some more questions later but I think I'm done for a while. Sorry to keep spamming you though.
Anonymous asked: We'll my bubble isn't bursted too hard. I really just wanted to get to know you. And you're very kind to answer all of my very....odd questions. But good for you. I hope you have a lovely Valentine's Day. Bye (:
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Anonymous asked: Why is blue your favorite color?
Anonymous asked: Why is the weeping willow your favorite?
Anonymous asked: Favorite tree then? Eggs freak me out. Greece with Italy as a close second and Germany as a solid 3rd. Which countries do you want to visit most? Yes you follow me.
Anonymous asked: Just because no one has ever gotten you flowers doesn't mean you don't have ones you like. What about sci-fy novels? What Mythical animals do you like? What about a tea-cup pig? Or a bunny? What sorts of questions do you have for me?
Anonymous asked: Least favorite books? Favorite flowers? Animals? Domestic Animals?
Anonymous asked: Favorite books?
Anonymous asked: What are some of your least favorite movies?
Anonymous asked: You'd know. I promise you'd know. What are some of your favorite movies?
Really. Just come off anon already. You already have me interested.
Anonymous asked: What if the girl is everything on that list except confident?
Anonymous asked: What's your musical taste?
Anonymous asked: What would you say your type is?