the---king asked: 1,2, 8-18, 21, 23, 24, 26, 27, 35, 36, 38, 41, 46

1. 5’9”
2. No.
8. 18
9. Nope.
10. Maybe.
11. No piercings either.
12. No.
13. Josh Quick, roommate for three years.
14. Single.
15. A sense of humor, boobs, eyes.
16. People who act like they’re from Portland.
17. LotR Trilogy
18. You lived closer (story of my life).
21. I’m super nervous about asking a girl out yet I have no problem going on stage and making a fool of myself.
23. I’m honest and won’t talk your ear off.
24. I’m exactly what I want to be.
26. Awesome.
27. The perfect date: Afternoon at the park. I really like candlelit dinners. Amusement park afterwards.
35. Funny.
36. Sense of humor. Commonality.
38. I’d like to live in a treehouse.
41. I had ‘A Chocwork Orange’ ice cream today.
46. Did you know that 1 out of 5 calls to 911 are buttdials.

There should be one day of the year where they have throwback commercials on TV.

I would actually watch the commercials then.

What is this kid trying to say?

Yet again, I enjoyed doing standup tonight. Talked about Valentine’s Day, things you say when you’re high, Mordor, and 60s Batman and Robin conversations in my head.

I need to do more gigs. But first - REWRITING!

I’m doing stand up tomorrow and I still haven’t written anything new.

And I’m still bummed out.

Deep-Fried Banana-Filled Fluffernutter

Deep-Fried Banana-Filled Fluffernutter